Hello!

Hello dear friends!

Just wanted to remind you that there is a royal baby on the way and I have been thinking day and night as to how I can make it into all the papers...

Plan 1- dress up like the new baby and casually trot past a bunch of paps.

Plan 2- alert the media that "Kate went into early labor and her family dog Tilly Middleton had to deliver the baby with his paws. What a miraculous site!"

Plan 3- get my head stuck in the Bucklebury gate again.... nope nevermind, bad plan.

Ok as you can see I'm still thinking of ideas as to how to get into a royal picture. Any ideas friends!? 

Have a fabulous week! Enjoy the crisp air, it's perfect puppy weather!

Cheers!

Tilly

Royal Baby Number 2!

Hello dear friends!

It's your favorite puppy Tilly. Incase you've been living under a rock ( which seems like a great time for a dog) it has been announced that my humans Kate and Will are expecting baby number 2!!!! I'm overjoyed and my little puppy tail can't keep up wagging so much from happiness! 

Royal baby number 2 is thought to be arriving in April (but hopefully I'll get an inside scoop, I'll sneak around and try to hear Carol chatting.) I remember last year  while I was waiting for Georgie, I kept checking the live web cam of the hospital doors to make sure my humans were safe. There were two guards standing there and it seemed to me like there were 2 pigeons that were getting a little too close for comfort to those doors. They need a real guard there with time, and I nominate myself! 

The other reason why I am happy about royal baby #2 is that it's another shot for me to make it into the royal baby photo! As all of you know I'm sure, the last time I was too busy taking a nap in the background and no one woke me up for my moment of fame. So I'll be ready this time! Make my words!! 

Also a shout out to my favorite ginger Prince Harry for 2 reasons! First reason... Happy Birthday mate! Hope you had a drink in my honor! Woof! And second reason... Harry is not 5th in line for the crown. But don't worry Harry that's still a lot closer than I am.  Imagine a puppy with a crown!? I'd look especially fabulous! A puppy can dream I guess. 

I want you all to have a fabulous rest of the week. And to do a little dance and shake your bums like you have a tail! Trust me just do it and smile! 

Love and tail wags!

Tilly Middleton 

Lupo in the news again...

As you all know my goal in life is to be in a royal picture. The last time I had a chance at fame it was when Prince George was born and my human Michael Middleton decided to cut me out of the most famous picture of all time! (Thanks for nothing Michael.) 

As you can see here my arch nemesis Lupo is front and center while I am in the back taking a nap. You think my buddy Lup would have woken me up to share a moment in the spot light, but no! He just sat there, tongue hanging out and not a care in the world. I think Lupo is addicted to the lime light. Don't tell anyone I told you but Lupo asks for my wifi pass work everytime  he comes to Bucklebury Manor just to check if he's in the news. Someone has a big head and it's not me! (Even though I'm a golden retriever and I do physically have a big... It's not nearly as big as Lupos!) 

Well anyway... I was checking out my twitter today and I came across a tweet that said my humans Will and Kate were strolling through Kings Cross with none other then that big headed Lupo. I had to check out the evidence to make sure it was true. And then I saw this... 

There he is again! And somehow Lupo is the only person who's face isn't blurry! Does he have paparazzi magic powers!? How does he do it!? I think Lupo slipped a sleeping pill in my dog bowl that day of the Georgie pictures. I'm on to your games Lupo. Next photo op and going to be there, front and center... I'm going to have to somehow block your big head though.

Woof! That'll be a great day!

Tail wags and sunshine!

Tilly Middleton

Camilla vs. Camilla

Hello dear friends!

It's your favorite puppy Tilly. Incase you were wondering where I was, I've had writers block... I blame my furry paws (Sometimes they're too big to type!) I've also been busy plotting against those ninja squirrels. More on that later. But, now let's get the to point of this blog...

Harry has a new female friend who is named Camilla Thurlow. From what I've found out while doing my research, I've discovered that she is brunette, and apparently spending major time with our favourite red head Harry.  

On a side note... Harry, where's my invite!? This puppy just wants to party on a yatch, is that so much to ask? Just give me some snacks and I'll be as quiet as a mouse. (I hate mice) 

This brings me to my next point, Harry now has 2 Camilla's in his life. There's the young brunette that apparently likes yatchs (I'm very bitter about this yatch can you tell?) and there is old Camilla, who some refer to her as "Dogface Camilla" which I find very offensive! I'm an adorable puppy, someone needs to check out that nickname and change it. 

Do you think Harry and Charles talk about whose Camilla is better? Do you think Old Camilla hates young yatch Camilla? Do you think old Camilla will make young yatch Camilla change her name if she and Harry ever marry? Do you think young Camilla has a puppy that will try and start a twitter to out do my twitter? 

As you can see I have many questions. Obviously the only way to solve this problem is to have them compete in some sort of competition. I think curling may be a great sport. Or whoever can get me the best doggie treats wins. Just some ideas. 

Who will win the Camilla vs. Camilla competition? My money and doggie treats are on my favourite human Pippa Middleton... Because let's me real everyone, she's so much more fabulous than anyone out there.

Cheers dear friends!

Tilly Middleton

Squirrel Problems.

I'm having squirrel problems here at Bucklebury Manor. I'm sure squirrels are a problem to must dogs like myself but I believe the squirrels that we have here are ninjas.  For years it has been an epic battle... I'd like to see the royal corgis take on these squirrel monsters! They wouldn't know what to do except make them some tea and fancy treats.

If you've been following me on twitter you know all about my squirrel problems...

As you can see they steal everything and make a mess, and personally I can't stand it! Can you imagine they stole my phone charger once?! I'm pretty sure they would try to steal Pippa's fabulous bum if they had a chance.

Anyway... they have no clue about this blog so I'm going to think of a plan to get ride of these super squirrels once and for all... I may be up all night thinking.  I will blog and update you when I think of a squirrel plan.  Oh and I must think of a fancy name for this plan (Isn't that most of the fun anyway?)

You can all sleep well tonight knowing that Tilly Middleton is on guard!
Sweet dreams you fabulous beings!
Love, Tilly

Princes are keeping busy... so is this puppy.

Hello friends!

It's been a busy week for my two favorite princes... nooooo I'm not talking about Charles or that singer that used to be called Prince but now he's just a symbol (Can someone please explain this to me?) Anyway, I'm talking about my favorite red head Prince Harry and Prince William (Yes I know he's a duke now but, that just sounds weird to type) William announced that he would be taking a job with the East Anglian Air Ambulance as a rescue pilot.  Imagine being rescued by him?! I would think I hit my head hard and was seeing things, this might be a problem.  I'm sure they will discuss this. Either way this is very exciting news!

Photo cred: PA

As you can see not only does William look happy but he also gets to fly that massive yellow flying machine! (I assume thats the helicopter, right? I'm just a dog, I've never seen one up close.)  I'll tell you why I'm excited...

This is my plan. Once I know that William is in the area I will alert him and flag him down, maybe I'll use smoke signals.  It has to be something that eagle eyes Carole Middleton doesn't notice.  Once William notices my signals he will land his giant flying machine at Bucklebury and pick me up.  From there we will have an adventure of a life time.  First we will fly past Buckingham Palace so I can wave my tail at all of those horrid corgi guard dogs.  Second we will fly past Big Ben because I need to see how big this Ben really is.  Third is simple... fish and chips! Fourth, we have to go find the TARDIS and ask the Doctor some questions... if we can't find him, I'll settle for David Beckham.  After we play ball for hours and my little paws are completely worn out, William can fly me back to Bucklebury where I will be greeted by my fabulous humans, The Middletons, and they will cheer upon my return.  See this rescue pilot job will be great for everyone.

Ok, on to Prince Harry.  He was spotted at a music festival where he wore a "disguise"... 

  Photo cred: The Sun

Hey, Harry! Can I borrow that hat? I need to pretend I'm a squirrel to infiltrate the squirrel compound and that disguise will make me invincible. (I don't think that will work...) Some disguise that is Harry... I could have hidden myself better, and I'm a dog.  Regardless of his horrid disguise, it seems like he was having a fabulous time.  Is he doing the robot dance?! 

Last but not least, I wanted to leave you with this picture...

Photo Cred: Roger Keller

Why? Because who doesn't love a good picture of these two holding a baby?! That baby must know all the secrets to getting into a royal photo... I must find out that babies secret to success!

Till next time all you fabulous humans!

Love, Your favorite not so royal puppy...

Tilly Middleton

Tower of London Poppies

Hello friends!

As you all know some fabulous artists covered the Tower of London with beautiful red poppies to honor soldiers that were lost in Wold War 1 (I'm a very well read puppy)

Photo credit: AP

My humans Kate and Will visited, along with my favorite red head Harry.  (Harry, I'm still waiting for your phone call about our trip to Vegas!) I'd personally love to go see this fabulous sight in person but unfortunately Carole wont let me leave Bucklebury Manor.  I think it's because she needs me to stand guard and watch out for those crazy squirrels.

Since I could not see the poppies in person I decided to make my own tribute to the soldiers.  I figured it would be a great tribute and plus, it might get me into the news.  What better news story then something like, "The Middleton's favorite dog creates a World War 1 tribute at Bucklebury Manor!" I mentions this briefly on twitter this morning.

I took a stroll around Bucklebury and I discovered that it was full of the prettiest flowers of all different colors and sizes.  Carole has great taste in greenery! It was at that moment that I decided that I would dig up all the flowers I saw and create my own Tower of London poppies display.  After hours of digging my 4 little paws were exhausted.  I took a step back to view my creation... it wasn't as good as the poppies at the Tower.  In fact, it just looked like a bunch of mud and broken flowers.  What did you expect? I don't have any thumbs and I'm just a puppy.  I should leave it to the experts next time.

It wasn't long before my human Carole discovered my muddy creation.  Needless to say, she was not very happy.  I instantly got washed off... and now I smell like roses, which is ironic because those are the flowers that I mostly dug up.  I'll have to figure out another way to make it into a royal photo.  Back to the puppy drawing board. Think Tilly, think!

Till next time friends. Barks and puppy licks! -Tilly Middleton

Hello friends!

Hello humans, puppies, and other animals of the world!

It's so nice of you to stop by!  Let me introduce myself, I'm Tilly Middleton.  You might recognize me from that famous picture that was splashed all over papers around the world of Prince George right after he was born, taken by my human Michael Middleton.

Oh, no... thats black cocker spaniel isn't me... that's Kate and William's dog Lupo (He drools a lot, its gross, trust me.) I'm the dog with the gorgeous golden lock sleeping in the background.  I know, I know! I missed out on the picture of the century.  But let's be real here, Prince George had me awake for days following his royal birth. That little prince has a voice like a lion... it sends shivers through my luscious golden locks.  More to come on that later!

Well, I live in Bucklebury Manor with the most fabulous humans on the planet! Pippa, my lovely human whom I give many fashion tips to.  Carole and Michael, are my human puppy mummy and daddy, and they don't like it when I get my dirty paws on her bed.  James, he's such a cool human with his fancy sports cars.  Of course you all know Kate and my new human William, they come and visit with Georgie.

You may also know me from my wildly funny (if I do say so myself) Twitter account.

https://twitter.com/TillyMiddleDog

  

This is where it all started.  I have friends from all around the world, even some cats too.  But, no squirrels are allowed! I strongly dislike squirrels! So if you haven't already, go follow me. Please! I'm almost at 1,000 followers! Thats a lot for a puppy!!  Stick around as I tell you all about my not so royal tales and my adventures at Bucklebury Manor.

Cheers friends! Licks and dirty paws! Love, Tilly