I'm having squirrel problems here at Bucklebury Manor. I'm sure squirrels are a problem to must dogs like myself but I believe the squirrels that we have here are ninjas. For years it has been an epic battle... I'd like to see the royal corgis take on these squirrel monsters! They wouldn't know what to do except make them some tea and fancy treats.
If you've been following me on twitter you know all about my squirrel problems...
As you can see they steal everything and make a mess, and personally I can't stand it! Can you imagine they stole my phone charger once?! I'm pretty sure they would try to steal Pippa's fabulous bum if they had a chance.
Anyway... they have no clue about this blog so I'm going to think of a plan to get ride of these super squirrels once and for all... I may be up all night thinking. I will blog and update you when I think of a squirrel plan. Oh and I must think of a fancy name for this plan (Isn't that most of the fun anyway?)
You can all sleep well tonight knowing that Tilly Middleton is on guard!
Sweet dreams you fabulous beings!
Love, Tilly
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