It's been a busy week for my two favorite princes... nooooo I'm not talking about Charles or that singer that used to be called Prince but now he's just a symbol (Can someone please explain this to me?) Anyway, I'm talking about my favorite red head Prince Harry and Prince William (Yes I know he's a duke now but, that just sounds weird to type) William announced that he would be taking a job with the East Anglian Air Ambulance as a rescue pilot. Imagine being rescued by him?! I would think I hit my head hard and was seeing things, this might be a problem. I'm sure they will discuss this. Either way this is very exciting news!
Photo cred: PA
As you can see not only does William look happy but he also gets to fly that massive yellow flying machine! (I assume thats the helicopter, right? I'm just a dog, I've never seen one up close.) I'll tell you why I'm excited...
This is my plan. Once I know that William is in the area I will alert him and flag him down, maybe I'll use smoke signals. It has to be something that eagle eyes Carole Middleton doesn't notice. Once William notices my signals he will land his giant flying machine at Bucklebury and pick me up. From there we will have an adventure of a life time. First we will fly past Buckingham Palace so I can wave my tail at all of those horrid corgi guard dogs. Second we will fly past Big Ben because I need to see how big this Ben really is. Third is simple... fish and chips! Fourth, we have to go find the TARDIS and ask the Doctor some questions... if we can't find him, I'll settle for David Beckham. After we play ball for hours and my little paws are completely worn out, William can fly me back to Bucklebury where I will be greeted by my fabulous humans, The Middletons, and they will cheer upon my return. See this rescue pilot job will be great for everyone.
Ok, on to Prince Harry. He was spotted at a music festival where he wore a "disguise"...
Photo cred: The Sun
Hey, Harry! Can I borrow that hat? I need to pretend I'm a squirrel to infiltrate the squirrel compound and that disguise will make me invincible. (I don't think that will work...) Some disguise that is Harry... I could have hidden myself better, and I'm a dog. Regardless of his horrid disguise, it seems like he was having a fabulous time. Is he doing the robot dance?!
Last but not least, I wanted to leave you with this picture...
Photo Cred: Roger Keller
Why? Because who doesn't love a good picture of these two holding a baby?! That baby must know all the secrets to getting into a royal photo... I must find out that babies secret to success!
Till next time all you fabulous humans!
Love, Your favorite not so royal puppy...
Tilly Middleton
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