It's your favorite puppy Tilly. Incase you were wondering where I was, I've had writers block... I blame my furry paws (Sometimes they're too big to type!) I've also been busy plotting against those ninja squirrels. More on that later. But, now let's get the to point of this blog...
Harry has a new female friend who is named Camilla Thurlow. From what I've found out while doing my research, I've discovered that she is brunette, and apparently spending major time with our favourite red head Harry.
On a side note... Harry, where's my invite!? This puppy just wants to party on a yatch, is that so much to ask? Just give me some snacks and I'll be as quiet as a mouse. (I hate mice)
This brings me to my next point, Harry now has 2 Camilla's in his life. There's the young brunette that apparently likes yatchs (I'm very bitter about this yatch can you tell?) and there is old Camilla, who some refer to her as "Dogface Camilla" which I find very offensive! I'm an adorable puppy, someone needs to check out that nickname and change it.
Do you think Harry and Charles talk about whose Camilla is better? Do you think Old Camilla hates young yatch Camilla? Do you think old Camilla will make young yatch Camilla change her name if she and Harry ever marry? Do you think young Camilla has a puppy that will try and start a twitter to out do my twitter?
As you can see I have many questions. Obviously the only way to solve this problem is to have them compete in some sort of competition. I think curling may be a great sport. Or whoever can get me the best doggie treats wins. Just some ideas.
Who will win the Camilla vs. Camilla competition? My money and doggie treats are on my favourite human Pippa Middleton... Because let's me real everyone, she's so much more fabulous than anyone out there.
Cheers dear friends!
Tilly Middleton
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